Ralph Nader

Oh Ralph, you need to be our president. You had the most sensible ideas back in 2004. I was just a wee 6th grader and I realized this. So why do you get less than 2% of votes? Maybe its due to the fact you were an independent candidate. Why don't people vote for those of the independent and/or green party? Because they're not an elephant or a donkey?? Hmph. Well then, you'll just have to get yourself an animal to represent yourself. Why not something a bit less brash than those animals? How about something cute, like a koala bear? Penguin, kitten, baby chick, zebra, giraffe? Then, all those who are suckers to cute stuff will vote for you! You still won't win, but we'd be making headway.